25 January 2012
24 January 2012
sad statue
Conquest to the lover,
And your love to the fire,
Permanence unfolding in the absolute.
Forgivness is
The ultimate sacrifice.
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
The pictures of time and space are rearranged,
In this little piece of typical tragedy.
Justified Candy!
Brandy for the nerves,
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
I forgot to
I forgot to let you know that...
Justified Candy!
Brandy for the nerves,
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
Conquest to the lover,
And your love to the fire,
Permanence unfolding in the absolute.
Forgivness is
The ultimate sacrifice.
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
Generation..............
What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?!!!
WOAH!!!!!!!
Suffering, suffering now!
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
Generation..........
And your love to the fire,
Permanence unfolding in the absolute.
Forgivness is
The ultimate sacrifice.
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
The pictures of time and space are rearranged,
In this little piece of typical tragedy.
Justified Candy!
Brandy for the nerves,
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
I forgot to
I forgot to let you know that...
Justified Candy!
Brandy for the nerves,
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
Conquest to the lover,
And your love to the fire,
Permanence unfolding in the absolute.
Forgivness is
The ultimate sacrifice.
Eloquence belongs,
To the conqueror.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
Generation..............
What is in us that turns a deaf ear to the cries of human suffering?!!!
WOAH!!!!!!!
Suffering, suffering now!
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
You and me will all go down in history,
With a sad Statue of Liberty,
And a Generation that didn't agree.
Generation..........
15 December 2011
Tarzan hidup separuh bogel..
Cinderella balik lewat malam..
Pinocchio menipu manjang..
Aladdin suka mencuri..
Batman memandu 320 km/j..
Superman pakai underwear kat luar..
Sleeping Beauty pemalas asyik tidur..
Snow White tinggal serumah dgn 7 lelaki..
Macam mana budak2 sekarang tak terpengaruh
dengan perbuatan tak bermoral macam ni.
hahaha...
Cinderella balik lewat malam..
Pinocchio menipu manjang..
Aladdin suka mencuri..
Batman memandu 320 km/j..
Superman pakai underwear kat luar..
Sleeping Beauty pemalas asyik tidur..
Snow White tinggal serumah dgn 7 lelaki..
Macam mana budak2 sekarang tak terpengaruh
dengan perbuatan tak bermoral macam ni.
hahaha...
12 December 2011
cari bini.,
Nak sihat cari bini Doktor
Nak pandai cari bini Cikgu
Nak gemok cari bini Chef
Nak sembang cari bini Penceramah
Nak alim cari bini Ustazah
Nak mampos cari bini Orang
Nak pandai cari bini Cikgu
Nak gemok cari bini Chef
Nak sembang cari bini Penceramah
Nak alim cari bini Ustazah
Nak mampos cari bini Orang
11 December 2011
Nenek tengok muka rsa mcm nk muntah
Di dalam sebuah bas duduk seorang pemuda dan seorang nenek. Si nenek memicit-micit kepalanya.
“Kenapa nie nek. Pening ya,” tanya pemuda tersebut.
“Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah,” jawab nenek.
“Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar.”
Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,”Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?”
Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”
Baca selanjutnya: KahKahKah - Cerita Lawak
“Kenapa nie nek. Pening ya,” tanya pemuda tersebut.
“Ya nak, rasanya kepala pening, perut mual, rasa macam nak muntah,” jawab nenek.
“Oh, ya nak, bolehkah nenek melihat muka kamu sebentar.”
Pemuda itu terkejut tapi kemudian tersenyum,”Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?”
Si nenek menjawab,”Biar muntahnya lebih cepat.”
Baca selanjutnya: KahKahKah - Cerita Lawak
Siapa Paling Bodoh?
Suatu hari dua orang kaya sedang duduk-duduk di cafe, sambil berborak kosong tentang orang gaji masing-masing
Org kaya I: “Kau nak tau tak orang gaji aku tu bodoh nak mampus. Kalau tak caye lihat ni…”
Terus dia panggil si Adi orang gajinya.
“Adi, ini RM10 , pergi ke kedai, dan belikan saya kereta ferrari.” Adi pun menjawab dengan sopan, “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!”
Terus dia bergegas kekedai yang ade jual kereta. Orang kaya I itu terus mengatakan pada kawannye tu,
“tengok kan betul tu?. dia bodoh nak mampus”
Org Kaya II: “Haha, itu tak de ape-ape lagi… saya punya orang gaji lagi bengap”.
Terus si org kaya II memanggil Ali, “Ali, pergi ke rumah saya, lihat sama ada saya ada di rumah atau tidak”
Ali: “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!” ali pun bergegas ke rumah tuannya.
Orang kaya II memandang temanye sambil ketawa Tidak berapa lama kemudian kedua-dua orang gaji ini bertemu ditengah jalan.
Adi: “Ehh you know, my boss is soooo stupid lah. Dia bagi aku $10 dollar dan suruh pergi beli ferrari, manalah boleh kan ari ni ari minggu tentulah kedai tutup.. “
Ali: “My boss pun stupid dum dum gak. Ada ke dia buleh suh aku balik umah tengok dia ada kat umah ke tidak..”
Org kaya I: “Kau nak tau tak orang gaji aku tu bodoh nak mampus. Kalau tak caye lihat ni…”
Terus dia panggil si Adi orang gajinya.
“Adi, ini RM10 , pergi ke kedai, dan belikan saya kereta ferrari.” Adi pun menjawab dengan sopan, “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!”
Terus dia bergegas kekedai yang ade jual kereta. Orang kaya I itu terus mengatakan pada kawannye tu,
“tengok kan betul tu?. dia bodoh nak mampus”
Org Kaya II: “Haha, itu tak de ape-ape lagi… saya punya orang gaji lagi bengap”.
Terus si org kaya II memanggil Ali, “Ali, pergi ke rumah saya, lihat sama ada saya ada di rumah atau tidak”
Ali: “Yes Sir !! Right Away !!” ali pun bergegas ke rumah tuannya.
Orang kaya II memandang temanye sambil ketawa Tidak berapa lama kemudian kedua-dua orang gaji ini bertemu ditengah jalan.
Adi: “Ehh you know, my boss is soooo stupid lah. Dia bagi aku $10 dollar dan suruh pergi beli ferrari, manalah boleh kan ari ni ari minggu tentulah kedai tutup.. “
Ali: “My boss pun stupid dum dum gak. Ada ke dia buleh suh aku balik umah tengok dia ada kat umah ke tidak..”
20 November 2011
Bebudak pon gila motor
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